Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
fat joke
Kelly is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."
I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.
And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short.
:P
I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.
And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short.
:P
the new mercedes
Jon had just bought a new mercedes,and he was driving to the salesperson's building to talk to his agent, a pretty blonde (but dumb) saleswoman named sue.
He asked to look at the new deals by himself, so Sue backed off and let him look at the things.
Five minutes later, Sue came running up to jon,screaming"Jon! someone stole your car!"
jon said," good god! did you try to catch him?!?"
Sue replied," no, I did better! I got the license plate number!"
:P
He asked to look at the new deals by himself, so Sue backed off and let him look at the things.
Five minutes later, Sue came running up to jon,screaming"Jon! someone stole your car!"
jon said," good god! did you try to catch him?!?"
Sue replied," no, I did better! I got the license plate number!"
:P
smart blondes and UFO's
Q: what do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A: your always hearing about them, but you never see them.
A: your always hearing about them, but you never see them.
hey guys!!!
i have posted this blog on my weemee, and if you decided to visit it, thanks!!!! I do jokes, stories, and advice. I will post a topic question and you guys can comment on it to ask additional questions and comment on things.
Friday, October 17, 2008
song
I am not Lesbian, but I think Katy Perry's song, Hot 'n' Cold, is an awesome song. I don't even think she's gay,so I said the above in case she is.
You change your mindLike a girl changes clothes-Yeah you, PMS-Like a bitch-I would know-And you over think-Always speak-Crypticly-I should know-That you're no good for me-{CHORUS}Cause you're hot then you're cold-You're yes then you're no-You're in then you're out-You're up then you're down-You're wrong when it's right-It's black and it's white-We fight, we break up-We kiss, we make up-(you)You don't really want to stay, no-(but you)But you don't really want to go-o-You're hot then you're cold-You're yes then you're no-You're in and you're out-You're up and you're down-We used to be-Just like twins-So in sync-The same energy-Now's a dead battery-Used to laugh bout nothing-Now your plain boring-I should know that-You're not gonna change-{CHORUS}-Someone call the doctorGot a case of a love bi-polar-Stuck on a roller coaster-Can't get off this -change your mindLike a girl changes clothes-{CHORUS}
You change your mindLike a girl changes clothes-Yeah you, PMS-Like a bitch-I would know-And you over think-Always speak-Crypticly-I should know-That you're no good for me-{CHORUS}Cause you're hot then you're cold-You're yes then you're no-You're in then you're out-You're up then you're down-You're wrong when it's right-It's black and it's white-We fight, we break up-We kiss, we make up-(you)You don't really want to stay, no-(but you)But you don't really want to go-o-You're hot then you're cold-You're yes then you're no-You're in and you're out-You're up and you're down-We used to be-Just like twins-So in sync-The same energy-Now's a dead battery-Used to laugh bout nothing-Now your plain boring-I should know that-You're not gonna change-{CHORUS}-Someone call the doctorGot a case of a love bi-polar-Stuck on a roller coaster-Can't get off this -change your mindLike a girl changes clothes-{CHORUS}
taj tyler is SMOKIN
taj tyler, the son of Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) and Teresa barrick was born in 1992. I was surfing the web, when i typed into google, "how many kids does steven tyler have?" i found out he has 4 kids- Liv tyler (bebe buell), mia tyler (cyrinda foxe), Chelsea tyler (Teresa Darrick) and the HOT, Taj Tyler (teresa Barrick).
Friday, October 10, 2008
:)
really funny blonde joke! enjoy :0
the bet
a blonde and a redhead had come home from work, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. was a man who was on the brooklyn bridge and threatened he was going to jump. The blonde made a bet to the redhead that he wouldn't jump, for $50 dollars.
sure enough, he jumped, and the blonde gave the redhead $50. She said, "no, your my friend, i can't take this," but the blonde insisted she take it. the redhead replied,"listen, I already saw this on the 5 O'clock news. The bet wasn't fair- I knew he jumped."
the blonde replied," I saw it already too, but I didn't think he'd jump again!"
the bet
a blonde and a redhead had come home from work, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. was a man who was on the brooklyn bridge and threatened he was going to jump. The blonde made a bet to the redhead that he wouldn't jump, for $50 dollars.
sure enough, he jumped, and the blonde gave the redhead $50. She said, "no, your my friend, i can't take this," but the blonde insisted she take it. the redhead replied,"listen, I already saw this on the 5 O'clock news. The bet wasn't fair- I knew he jumped."
the blonde replied," I saw it already too, but I didn't think he'd jump again!"
favorite song!!! :)
Kiss your past goodbye by aerosmith (*words changed from girl to guy and so on*)
finders-keepers-losers weep-down on 42nd street- barefoot children cryin-my oh my-
i saw you on the avenue-while other girls were havin' you-i figured i should let that cagebird fly-
YEA-
chorus: goodbye-kiss your past goodbye-time to learn to fly- kiss your past goodbye-
I've been so lost-i must confess-i've had my share of loneliness- i guess it's hard to keep a good guy down-the love you lost was all in vain- and the passions' all inside your brain- and i don't think you need those memories,hangin 'round- YEA
chorus
ending whisper: it's too late for a crucifix-your broken heart- it needs a fix-and you were hangin' on a line that would not last- people, they don't seem to care- cuz' sorry just don't cut it there- seems to me, your heading nowhere fast- YEA
chorus
fades
finders-keepers-losers weep-down on 42nd street- barefoot children cryin-my oh my-
i saw you on the avenue-while other girls were havin' you-i figured i should let that cagebird fly-
YEA-
chorus: goodbye-kiss your past goodbye-time to learn to fly- kiss your past goodbye-
I've been so lost-i must confess-i've had my share of loneliness- i guess it's hard to keep a good guy down-the love you lost was all in vain- and the passions' all inside your brain- and i don't think you need those memories,hangin 'round- YEA
chorus
ending whisper: it's too late for a crucifix-your broken heart- it needs a fix-and you were hangin' on a line that would not last- people, they don't seem to care- cuz' sorry just don't cut it there- seems to me, your heading nowhere fast- YEA
chorus
fades
Monday, October 6, 2008
just meh
hello everyone this is my new blog, and i love this site. Sorry about the other blog, I couldnt get into it.
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