me so bored at school

i am so bored in keyboarding so im typing this.

me so bored at school

i am so bored in keyboarding so im typing this.

fat joke

Kelly is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."

I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.

And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short.

:P

the new mercedes

Jon had just bought a new mercedes,and he was driving to the salesperson's building to talk to his agent, a pretty blonde (but dumb) saleswoman named sue.
He asked to look at the new deals by himself, so Sue backed off and let him look at the things.
Five minutes later, Sue came running up to jon,screaming"Jon! someone stole your car!"
jon said," good god! did you try to catch him?!?"
Sue replied," no, I did better! I got the license plate number!"

:P

smart blondes and UFO's

Q: what do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A: your always hearing about them, but you never see them.

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song

I am not Lesbian, but I think Katy Perry's song, Hot 'n' Cold, is an awesome song. I don't even think she's gay,so I said the above in case she is.


You change your mindLike a girl changes clothes-Yeah you, PMS-Like a bitch-I would know-And you over think-Always speak-Crypticly-I should know-That you're no good for me-{CHORUS}Cause you're hot then you're cold-You're yes then you're no-You're in then you're out-You're up then you're down-You're wrong when it's right-It's black and it's white-We fight, we break up-We kiss, we make up-(you)You don't really want to stay, no-(but you)But you don't really want to go-o-You're hot then you're cold-You're yes then you're no-You're in and you're out-You're up and you're down-We used to be-Just like twins-So in sync-The same energy-Now's a dead battery-Used to laugh bout nothing-Now your plain boring-I should know that-You're not gonna change-{CHORUS}-Someone call the doctorGot a case of a love bi-polar-Stuck on a roller coaster-Can't get off this -change your mindLike a girl changes clothes-{CHORUS}